Each week throughout the football season I'm going to suggest a good
beer for the ubiquitous pre-game tailgate. Let's be honest, with
tailgates it's not always top quality that you're looking for. To steal a
phrase from the heinous beer terrorists at Budweiser, you want
"drinkability." (or what a real beer connoisseur calls "a session beer")
So, be warned, these may not be "the best" beers around. But, in the
words of Dave Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson "IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!"
It's the RMS, so the honorary beer-o-the-week is, as always, Buff Gold. Previously, I've talked about how you can spice up the standard golden ale by dropping in a shot of Buffalo Trace bourbon to make a 'Buffalo Maker.' Advancing the concept further, why not make it a hybrid drop-shot of Trace and local agave spirit Tatanka? Yeah, I know, that sounds rough, but football is meant for the tough of spirit, so you deserve a beverage to match.
The 'real' beer for this week is an old non-favorite. Submitted for your approval, I present the offspring of a marketing machine with a plan. A marketing machine who wantonly leeches on the consumer's cardboard palate, while simultaneously wrapping itself in whatever flavor of the American Dream once existed under the Eisenhower administration. A marketing machine not of this continent that posits to speak for the beer drinkers of this great nation. Yep, I'm of course talking about Budweiser 'heavy,' or, as it has bizarrely taken to call itself this summer, 'America,' and it's my gameday beer-o-the-week.
'America?' But you're fucking Belgian!
Let me first say that I am offended. If you're going to slap the flag on the side of your brew and call it America, then it better be damn good, worthy of the name itself. This beer is not good, however. It is lifeless piss-water, the kind of thing you would expect to come from years of industrialized corporate 'brewing.' More to the point, the company making the swill isn't even American! It's a Brazilian/Belgian behemoth, stretching it's devilish tentacles across the globe. A testament to the might of multi-national business management, sure, but far from the homespun, hard working, blue-collar, patriotic company of the advertising campaign. It's a sham, a put-on, a hateful ruse. Designed to ply willing rubes from their hard-earned cash while real-deal American brew is shuffled off to the dusty corners of shelves via distribution arrangements.
By now, I'm used to people of all ilks appropriating the Stars and Stripes for their own purposes; that in and of itself may be as American as the apple pie of legend. However, this attempt is so brazen, so hilarious in its origin, as to piss me the hell off. Fuck this beer, and fuck the company that put it on shelves. Enjoy it at the peril of your very soul.
My views on the RMS are well known by this point: I don't care about the opponent, I don't care about the series, and I don't care about the venue. It is the ultimate shoulder shrug of an event for me, and one that I feel Colorado Football would be better off to scrap in its entirety. In that vein, I do not deem it worthy of a full preview. Instead, bypassing the matchup in its entirety, I will choose to focus this space on the one thing involved that I do care about: the Colorado Buffaloes.
That's right, continuing the childish petulance of the previous two years, I flat out refuse to even name-drop tomorrow night's opponent. You will find NO MENTION of that team below the fold. I'm taking the opportunity to preview our Buffs, and only our Buffs. No, this isn't like my basketball preview, and nowhere near 20,000 words; don't be afraid. Just a brief, superficial look at the team, and where I see them headed in 2016.
So, without further adieu, here we go...
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Hype music for the week: "Friday" by Rebecca Black
Have I mentioned before that I hate this series? 'Kill it with fire,' I say, which just so happens to be the same reaction I had the first time I heard this 'song' from pop star (?) Rebecca Black. Oh, and, wouldn't you know, the RMS this year is being played on a Friday. It's like this rat poison of a game and this ear cancer of a song were a match made in heaven! So, those of you riding out to Mile High tomorrow, roll down your windows and crank this beast... 'cause it's Friday, Friday. Enjoy!
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Kickoff from the *sigh* 88th edition of the Rocky Mountain Showdown will come Friday evening at 6pm from Sports Authority Field. Much like the company named on the side of the stadium, the series itself has long since run its course, deserving of a complete and total rewrite, but I digress. If, like me, you aren't going down to Denver to watch in person, you can follow the action on ESPN or AM 760. If you are going to the game... don't forget to bring a towel... er, I mean, wear black.
For reference, you can find my previews from previous iterations of this series here, here, here, here, here, and here.... my God, this is my seventh season of football coverage. If that ain't a plea for help, I don't know what is.
While everyone was distracted by the looming spectacle of college football's opening day, Tad Boyle was hard at work, adding talent to the CU Men's Basketball program. Seemingly out of nowhere, the Daily Camera reported on Saturday that the Buffs have added 6-7 Dutch swingman Alexander Strating to the roster as a preferred walk-on for the 2016-17 season, with an eye towards putting him on scholarship for 2017-18. A brief internet search for young Alexander, who I will be calling 'the Flying Dutchman,' returned few results, but did unearth this brief highlight film:
I'm always cautious, in regards to game film, but I do see a wiry player comfortable with a jump shot. What comes after that - the ability to defend, the ability to score in traffic, the ability to play a number of positions - will be far more telling, yet not discernible from the tape at hand. The offer list (UC Riverside, DU, and Loyola) is not very impressive, but those kinds of things aren't always telling when they pertain to an international recruit. For now, a default to 'In Tad we Trust' will have to suffice, and it is telling that Coach Boyle spent one of his precious 2017 scholarships on this veritable unknown; he has to have a good feeling here.
While Alexander's on the roster this fall, there's no doubt in my mind that he will be redshirting. He'll need time to adjust to the American game, as well as put on a few pounds. So, until the fall of 2017, we'll just have to wait in anticipation.
Welcome to the program, Alexander!
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Today in the bag, I'm talking my annual football goals, the first results from the world of football, and the fortunes of the soccer and volleyball teams.
With game week finally on the horizon, it's straight to the action this afternoon.
Today in the bag, I'm musing on Colorado's hopes for a celebration-inducing bowl bid, gold in men's basketball at the Olympics, and a pair of big wins to start the season for the women's soccer team.
This is not a drill, people of Boulder. The students are back in town as of tomorrow, as student move-in begins in earnest. Prepare for traffic, loud parties, and extended wait times for delivery pizza. Of course, while the start of the fall academic calendar comes with its share of downsides, it also comes some decided positives... like the accompanying start of the fall sports calendar. In fact, it will all get started this weekend, with women's soccer's kickoff in the Springs against Air Force (Friday @ 6pm). Before you know it, we'll all be treated to the start of football season, the even more exciting start of basketball season, and the throes of a winter of competition across all fronts. With the Buffs back in town, its finally time to bid summer an adieu, and welcome in the 2016-17 season. Let's get it on!
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Quickly, a big shout-out to ForeverBuff Emma Coburn for her bronze medal performance in the 3000m steeple chase. Her American-record run did all of BuffNation proud. Way to go, Emma!
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Only two topics this afternoon as we inch closer to fall. Today in the bag, I'm talking Saturday's football scrimmage and the pratfalls of closed door practices, before closing with the Olympics.
Just when I though the post-TBT landscape would be a doom of non-basketball sporting entertainment, here comes the Olympics, ready and willing to slake my thirst. I've been watching the Team USA blowouts, both men's and women's, from tip to final horn, not caring the slightest that barely any of the action has been the least bit competitive. If you, too, find yourself jonesing for some hoops, please, bypass the tired old gymnastics and swimming garbage and give the tournament a try.
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Today in the bag, I'm talking The Basketball Tournament final, a fresh new look for the CEC, and the start of fall camp for the football team.
Note: there will be no Grab Bag this week. In lieu, here's this preview!
Well, what the hell is this? *checks calendar* It's August, by God, and I'm writing a basketball preview. Has the world gone mad? OK, no, the world has not gone mad (at least not the sporting world...). I'm pounding this beast out in the heat of summer because a group of Colorado Basketball Alumni have caught fire, and rolled to the final game of The Basketball Tournament.
For those caught unawares, TBT is a single-elimination, five-on-five, professional basketball tourney played for a grand, winner-take-all prize of $2 million cash. In it's third year of operation, the tournament has been steadily growing in prominence, and features a plethora of current and former pros from top-flight leagues from across the world (though, you won't find any current NBAers here). Many of the teams that featured in the bracket this summer were founded as alumni groups, made up almost entirely of former teammates from big-name college programs. Team Colorado, in their second year of existence, was founded in this mold, looking to bring BasketBuffs of seasons past together in the name of program pride. The venture is the brainchild of walk-on hero Beau Gamble, who, in collaboration with general manager Trent Beckley, forged the current roster from pieces of the Patton, Bzdelik, and Boyle eras, highlighting some of the best and brightest from the last decade of Boulder hoops.
It's all come down to this. One game for the money.
Team Colorado, for all their promise, struggled last year, losing their opening round game against eventual tournament runner-up Team 23. Undaunted, and living by the 'Fight CU' mantra to "never give in," they re-formed this summer, using the knowledge of that painful 2015 loss to fuel a smarter attempt in 2016. They started with a mini-camp in Boulder, taking advantage of Coach Boyle's open door policy to alumni to train at the Foot of the Flatirons. They also added a full-time coach, former star and current DU assistant Dwight Thorne II, giving everything an organized flair, something that didn't really exist a year ago. With focus and preparedness, they hit TBT on a mission, and have done nothing but win since the early days of July.
As a result, the team is now 36 minutes of basketball against the defending champion Overseas Elite away from a $2 million prize and bragging rights. What's more, since the Tournament operates in a weird, social media focused selection process, 100 of the team's supporters could win with the Buffs, sharing in the prize should they come home with the title.
So, since the opportunities to credibly talk hoops over the summer are few and far between, I'm jumping at this chance. I'm going to give this championship game the full preview treatment, with in-depth discussion of both teams' rosters and abilities. I'll also come up with a prediction, saying just how likely it is that TC and friend of the blog @Coloradotrv get to share in a big payday on Tuesday. Let's get to it!
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Hype Music for the Evening: "I Get Money" by 50 Cent
Curtis Jackson, who I last saw promoting boxing, of all things, was one of the biggest rap acts in the world when I was going to CU. Since then, he's slid off my radar, dividing his time and talent amongst a bunch of differing pursuits. This song, one of his lesser hits, fits with tonight's theme: makin' money, bruh.
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Tip off from historic Rose Hill Gym in the Bronx is set for 5pm MT on Tuesday, 8/2. Televised coverage can be found on ESPN, with no radio option available, as far as I can tell. For those of you in the NYC area, you can purchase tickets here.
