Covering University of Colorado sports, mostly basketball, since 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Quick thoughts on the RMS

I'll tackle this beast both in the Monday Grab-bag and (probably) a wrap up Tuesday, but for now I'll just say that this game should never be played in Denver.

Over the past decade the attendance has progressively gotten worse. Sure, both teams are coming off of 9 loss seasons, but that doesn't excuse the tens of thousands of empty seats. Invesco sucks, interest is so low that maybe 45,000 showed up (61,000? please. Whoever pulled that number out of their ass deserves an honorary B.A. in BS), and the atmosphere was anything but "big time." It's a pitiful joke and becomes more so every year.

What's wrong with college football on a college campus? I've been up to Huges in FoCo; long story short it sucks Cam's hairy nutsack. But, I'd still rather suffer through a game in that shithole then another afternoon in that soul-less, aluminium monstrosity.

Fuck. Invesco.

Also, fuck Cinch Jeans.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday Beer Post: Gameday Beer-o-the-week

Each week throughout the football season I'm going to suggest a good beer for the ubiquitous pre-game tailgate. Let's be honest, with tailgates it's not always quality that you're looking for. To steal a phrase from the heinous beer terrorists at Budweiser, you want "drinkability." (or what a real beer connoisseur calls "a session beer") So, be warned, these may not be "the best" beers around. But, in the words of Dave Chappelle as Samuel L. Jackson "IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!"

For the first week, since it's against CSU, there is only one choice: Buff Gold.



It's got Buffalo in the name for Christ sake! And look at that label: THE FLATIRONS! Yep, that's a gameday beer if I've ever seen one. But it's got other qualities too, like having far more flavor than typical Colorado tailgate staples like Coors Light and Coors "Regular Style." While not as heavy (or flavorful) as some of the specialty beers that I love to consume, Buff Gold will at least let you know that there's more than water in the bottle. Also: IT'S NAMED BUFF GOLD!

If I might make a suggestion: combine with a drop-shot of Buffalo Trace bourbon for what I call a "Buffalo-maker." It'll put hair on your chest.

Go Buffs, and remember "If you can't get into college, go to State!"

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Rocky Mountain Showdown Preview

This is the game no CU fan wants to attend. I mean really, deep down, what CU fan wants to jump headlong into this no-win proposition. Lose, and you have the hicks from Ft Fun hyucking all year about beating you (it is their Superbowl afterall). Win, and no one notices. Sure, maybe a Chris Fowler or a Neil Woelk will mention this game as an early season test sometime in late October to make a broader point about the direction of the team, but is anyone going to look back to this contest as anything other than just another game once Big XII season comes knocking? This games just serves as a very public version of corporate welfare.

If this wasn't in Invesco, would it warrant the level of attention it gets? If it were played week 3, would everyone freak out about it? This is one of the problems I have with the RMS. Outside of instances where both teams are legit good (the '02 game is a good example), this game, and the pregame hype, is mostly an annoying distraction from the looming season. It's week one, and outside of seasons where CU is in the national title hunt (remember those days?) it's practical impact should be relatively relatively light. Unfortunately, we're talking about 20yr old kids here, and the emotional impact is often much higher.


(You know what else has a lot of emotional impact? Being kicked in the face by Lawrence Vickers. I miss him so much...)

Because of the importance placed on this game by the media, and how butt-hurt CSU fans get over the "rivalry," a win or a loss often charts the course for the rest of the September schedule. I still say that if the defense hadn't been such a train-wreck in the first half last year, and CU went on to win the game, that the Toledo disaster never happens. Who knows, without that win last year CSU might've gone winless (They really were that bad... not saying we were much better, tho). So, from an "impending doom if you don't get your act together" standpoint, I guess this game is important.


(Oh look, another picture of LV dominating the sheep. Do not stand between that man and the endzone.)

My default position regarding CU football during the Dan Hawkins era is always pessimistic. Why that is could cover 30,000 plus words, but, to make a long story short, it's a defensive mechanism. (I'd rather be surprised in victory than shocked in defeat.) So, all summer I have dreaded this game and the start of the season that it represents. However, slowly but surely, I have begun to hold a quiet confidence about the outcome of this game.

Everything seems to be going right. Cross your fingers and hold your breath, but there have been no major injuries. That little issue of the slow walkons running wide-out routes on a Big XII team has magically disappeared (has any position gone from a such glaring weakness to a potential strength in less time than the '10 WR corps. From my estimation it took 4 days). The O-Line has some NFL potential, the D-Backs are some of the best in the nation, and the young LB corps is hungry. Even special teams could end up being a strength this year with the upgrades at punter and returner. And Tyler Hansen was (finally) given the keys to the car, rather than be relegated to the bike-share program. What in the wide world of sports has happened to this team? From June 14 (the day we officially began the move to the 12-Pac) to today there has been nothing but slightly positive stuff happening to the Buffs. It pains me to say this out-loud, but I think we just could might possibly be good this year. Is this too good to be true? A little yes and a little no.

The Buffs absolutely have a chance to turn this game into a blowout. Year-in, year-out we bring more talent (even in '06 and '09) to the table, and this year is no different. Take emotion out of it, and I see no reason why the 12-point spreads being bandied about in gambling circles wouldn't be accurate. However, again, this is it for CSU. Outside of the first 5 minutes of the TCU game and possibly the entirety of the Wyoming game, these are the only 60 minutes of football any CSU fan really cares about; and more to the point, the players know and respect this. They always come out playing above their talent level, and they always will. It's just a fact.

The problem is, I don't know how much it will help them this year. While I do shrug off the "true freshman" factor at starting QB (the DB train-wreck from last year was exposed by an inexperienced CSU QB afterall), the questions at tailback, O-Line, and D-back are too glaring to dismiss (especially the cornerback issues). Coach Fairchild is a damn good sand-bagger, but this team doesn't strike me as any-where near the caliber of last years (and that's saying something... they were 3-9 as well).


(Time to go to work Toney)

In the end, this heightened level of emotion will matter little. Toney Clemons may be the best wide receiver CU has had since Michael Westbrook, Travon Patterson will shore up the abysmal punt return team from last year, Jimmy Smith and Jalil Brown are two of the best corners in the nation, and the O-Line will be better than last year (it certainly can't be much worse). Barring an Aric Goodman implosion costing buckets of points (possible), CU wins this game rather easily. I'd take the points and the over, CU 38 - CSU 17.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

sigh....

Just a heads up....

The Official name of the RMS is the "CINCH JEANS ROCKY MOUNTAIN SHOWDOWN PRESENTED BY DR PEPPER AND ULTIMATE ELECTRONICS."

Guh

Well at least we only have, what, 10 years left of this crap? sigh.... (just saying, but that non-con game slot could've gone to a Nebraska neutral site game. Imagine CU v NU every year in Invesco instead of this shit.)

Dreadlocks for all!

(The lure of talking Buffs football with 3 days to the RMS is powerful, but I'd be remiss if I didn't touch on the newest southsider)

Manny Ramirez is a White Sox. (Yeesh, that's weird to say.) This isn't going to win us the division (it's lost, believe me), but it sure will give me something interesting to watch over the next 30 days.

Sure, instead of (or possibly in addition to) adding Manny, the Sox should've at least put a claim in on Brian Fuentes. But, on it's face, adding one of the greatest right handed hitters in a generation for one month of baseball, and giving up no physical talent to get him, is an easy call: if the guy signing the checks goes along with it, you'd be a fool to say no.


(Sure, bring him on. From: the Trib)

Some people are worried about the "image" of taking on a busted PED user (also, weirdly, the attendance in Cleveland.... you lost me there). Aren't we being a tad bit dramatic? Manny isn't the devil. He isn't some evil blood-thirsty dictator. 30+ days of Mannywood on the south-side won't tarnish the franchise, and if we somehow do end up in the post-season, does anyone really care what it took to get there. I appreciate the win-now attitude (mostly because my childhood was scarred by the "White-flag trade" of '97), and am willing to put up with, essentially any act for 30 days if it brings victories. I don't care about his hair, and I don't care about his refusal to speak English with the Chicago media. By opening day 2011, I'll forget he ever wore the uniform.

Look, this is real life. These guys are professionals. There will be no issue with clubhouse chemistry, and anyone expecting fireworks from Ozzie and Manny clearly doesn't have any perspective on reality vs perception. If Manny hits, and the Sox win, there will be back-slaps and 'atta-boy's all around in Kenny Williams office. If he doesn't, and the Sox lose, there will be back-slaps and "well, at least we gave it a shot"'s all around. Either way, at least we tried.

Hey, Look! I have free time!

Wow, this is awkward. So, um, how's it been over the last 4 months? Good?

So, my work schedule has, finally, lessened (albeit slightly), and I can get back to my pet blogging/self-psychoanalysis project. And none too soon I might add. It's September 1st, which means: September Baseball and the dawning realization that 5 months of caring about my White Sox is shortly about to go to waste, the start of football and the dawning realization that the next 3 months of caring about my Buffs will go to waste, and basketball season is around the corner (which is legitimately awesome).

I won't even try to pick up where I left off, but things like the grab bag and the Friday beer post, still seem like good ideas. So sit back, relax, and strap it down; the rumbling's have returned

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Site News: Time-out!

So yeah.... there's been a change in my work schedule.... At least for the foreseeable future, I wont be able to blog-'n-stuff.

I may be back....