For a watered down opponent, I feel I need to feature a watered-down beer. However, Nicholls, having lost their last 20 ballgames, looks to be far more than watered down, so I need something... more punchless. Yep, I'm honoring the Colonels by picking a near-beer, which is why O'Doul's Amber is this week's gameday beer-o-the-week.
This beast has been around for nearly 20 years now as the other half of In-Bev's low-alcohol duo. I picked the Amber because I hate green bottles, like the one their 'Original' style is sold in. Why not some of the other non-alcaholic malt beverages on the market, like Sharp's, St Pauli, and Coors NA? *shrugs* Why not pick BrewDogs hilariously ironic Nanny State? 'Cause I couldn't get my hands on a bottle. The process really is that simple.
To answer your immediate question: yes, you can get drunk off of 'non-alcoholic' beer. While technically a 'N/A' brew, O'Doul's does still contain about .4% ABV. Slam 10 of these in one sitting, and you'll have consumed the rough equivalent of a single light beer. Congratulations! Now, go get your stomach pumped.
To answer your second question: yes, I have tried O'Doul's before. Most people who reach for an O'D are doing so for a reason, usually health related. As someone who's been there before, I'm not going to dish on it too much, but, suffice it to say, this isn't a true replacement for the real thing. To save you the suspense, it's not very good. The Amber is very grainy, sweet-ish, and (you'll never believe it) exceedingly light and watery. Best to keep your liver healthy, and the world of real booze open to you.
But, hey, if you're feeling adventurous, go grab a pack and toast CU's date with the dregs of FCS football. It may not get you drunk, but you'll still be sober enough at halftime to drive home, which is a plus.
Happy Friday! Go Buffs, beat the Colonels!